Don't turn to ashes, I'll blow you away
I'm Mae, but you can call me Pizza, and I like a lot of stuff and fandoms. I don't bite until I get to know you
Somethings are NSFW in different ways. *~`*Semi hiatius for a few days*~`*

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buttsmut:

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

this guy makes me wanna hold him tenderly

(via vvhite-mom)

thiscorpsofbrothers:

here, have a seat. can i get you something to drink?

no?

okay.

now, drum corps folks of tumblr, as I’m sure you know, I’m a member of the Madison Scouts drum and bugle corps. the second oldest in the activity, yadda yadda all dudes blah blah blah green pants band…

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

(via airinhanson)

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via domain-of-the-ginger)